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Nenek WTS
Seorang nenek, pagi hari jalan-jalan lewat depan kantor polisi. Di sana sedang ada pemeriksaan tipiring (tindak pidana miring) terhadap para WTS yang kena razia tadi malam. Iseng, si nenek nanya "Rame-rame ada apa, neng?"
"Pak polisi bagi-bagi permen," jawab salah seorang WTS dengan asal-asalan.
Tak disangka-sangka si nenek ikut gabung.
Satu, dua, tiga, akhirnya tiba giliran si nenek. Terjadilah dialog salah faham ini... (P=polisi, N=nenek)

P : Hah, nenek ikutan?!

N : Ya, demi cucu.

P : Emang masih bisa?

N : Dulu sewaktu muda, suka. Tapi sekarang udah nggak. Ini terpaksa demi cucu.

P : Nenek masih doyan?

N : Nggak doyan banget sih, tapi kalau ada, ya suka mau juga. Cuma udah nggak bisa ngrasain enaknya.

P : Terus gimana dong nglakuinnya?
Diberondong pertanyaan begitu rupa hanya untuk sebuah permen, rupanya si nenek kesel juga. Maka jawabnya ketus...

N : Aahh, bapak ini. Ya tinggal masukin mulut, dikenyot-kenyot,keluar airnya ditelen. Gitu aja koq repot-repot!!!

Cek Pulsa nih

mungkin aja berguna

Cek Pulsa Fren
SMS ketik : CEK Kirim ke: 999
Voice tekan 999 tekan OK/Yes
Text Flash / Alert tekan *999 tekan OK/Yes

Cek Pulsa Esia
SMS ketik: PULSA Kirim ke: 555
Voice tekan 955 tekan OK/Yes
Text Flash / Alert tekan *955 tekan OK/Yes

Cek Pulsa Flexi
Voice tekan *99 tekan OK/Yes
Text Flash / Alert tekan *99# tekan OK/Yes

Cek Pulsa Simpati / AS
Voice tekan 888 tekan OK/Yes
Text Flash / Alert tekan *888# tekan OK/Yes

Cek Pulsa Mentari / Starone
Voice tekan 555 tekan OK/Yes
Text Flash / Alert tekan *555# tekan OK/Yes

Cek Pulsa IM3
Voice tekan 388 tekan OK/Yes
Text Flash / Alert tekan *388# tekan OK/Yes

Cek Pulsa XL bebas/jempol
Voice tekan 123 tekan OK/Yes
Text Flash / Alert tekan *123# tekan OK/Yes

macem2 perintah windows

dear pembaca,

windows itu penting, berikut saya kasih macam2 perintah buat windows yg dijalankan dari command prompt.

Accessibility Controls
access.cpl

Add Hardware Wizard
hdwwiz.cpl

Add/Remove Programs
appwiz.cpl

Administrative Tools
control.exe admintools

Automatic Updates
wuaucpl.cpl

Bluetooth Transfer Wizard
fsquirt

Calculator
calc

Certificate Manager
certmgr.msc

Character Map
charmap

Check Disk Utility
chkdsk

Clipboard Viewer
clipbrd

Command Prompt
cmd

Component Services
dcomcnfg

Computer Management
compmgmt.msc

Date and Time Properties
timedate.cpl

DDE Shares
ddeshare

Device Manager
devmgmt.msc

Direct X Control Panel (if installed)*
directx.cpl

Direct X Troubleshooter
dxdiag

Disk Cleanup Utility
cleanmgr

Disk Defragment
dfrg.msc

Disk Management
diskmgmt.msc

Disk Partition Manager
diskpart

Display Properties
control.exe desktop

Display Properties
desk.cpl

Display Properties (w/Appearance Tab Preselected)
control.exe color

Dr. Watson System Troubleshooting Utility
drwtsn32

Driver Verifier Utility
verifier

Event Viewer
eventvwr.msc

File Signature Verification Tool
sigverif

Findfast
findfast.cpl

Folders Properties
control.exe folders

Fonts
control.exe fonts

Fonts Folder
fonts

Free Cell Card Game
freecell

Game Controllers
joy.cpl

Group Policy Editor (XP Prof)
gpedit.msc

Hearts Card Game
mshearts

Iexpress Wizard
iexpress

Indexing Service
ciadv.msc

Internet Properties
inetcpl.cpl

Java Control Panel (if installed)
jpicpl32.cpl

Java Control Panel (if installed)
javaws

Keyboard Properties
control.exe keyboard

Local Security Settings
secpol.msc

Local Users and Groups
lusrmgr.msc

Logs You Out Of Windows
logoff

Mcft Chat
winchat

Minesweeper Game
winmine

Mouse Properties
control.exe mouse

Mouse Properties
main.cpl

Network Connections
control.exe netconnections

Network Connections
ncpa.cpl

Network Setup Wizard
netsetup.cpl

Nview Desktop Manager (if installed)
nvtuicpl.cpl

Object Packager
packager

ODBC Data Source Administrator
odbccp32.cpl

On Screen Keyboard
osk

Opens AC3 Filter (if installed)
ac3filter.cpl

Password Properties
password.cpl

Performance Monitor
perfmon.msc

Performance Monitor
perfmon

Phone and Modem Options
telephon.cpl

Power Configuration
powercfg.cpl

Printers and Faxes
control.exe printers

Printers Folder
printers

Private Character Editor
eudcedit

Quicktime (If Installed)
QuickTime.cpl

Regional Settings
intl.cpl

Registry Editor
regedit

Registry Editor
regedit32

Removable Storage
ntmsmgr.msc

Removable Storage Operator Requests
ntmsoprq.msc

Resultant Set of Policy
rsop.msc

Resultant Set of Policy (XP Prof)
rsop.msc

Scanners and Cameras
sticpl.cpl

Scheduled Tasks
control.exe schedtasks

Security Center
wscui.cpl

Services
services.msc

Shared Folders
fsmgmt.msc

Shuts Down Windows
shutdown

Sounds and Audio
mmsys.cpl

Spider Solitare Card Game
spider

SQL Client Configuration
cliconfg

System Configuration Editor
sysedit

System Configuration Utility
msconfig

System File Checker Utility
sfc

System Properties
sysdm.cpl

Task Manager
taskmgr

Telnet Client
telnet

User Account Management
nusrmgr.cpl

Utility Manager
utilman

Windows Firewall
firewall.cpl

Windows Magnifier
magnify

Windows Management Infrastructure
wmimgmt.msc

Windows System Security Tool
syskey

Windows Update Launches
wupdmgr

Windows XP Tour Wizard
tourstart

Wordpad
write